It's bad form to laugh at a patient's expression or outburst, but Ivan has to bite the inside of his cheek anyway. "I didn't mean to imply that you hadn't," he says, by way of an apology. "But yes, it includes information how to have sex with other men. We'll go over it later in a more practical way, but it will help you know what to expect."

With a small smile, Ivan pushes himself off the couch and ambles over to his desk -- pulling out the promised documents. "I'd still highly recommend swinging by our shop sometime, but continue what you've been doing, although you might try for more than two times a week." Handing over the information over to David, Ivan continues, "my goal is to make you feel as comfortable and as prepared as possible, but it's about you. You'll get as much out of this as you put in, but I think we're making good progress."